I was staring at my computer screen for a while just watching the damn cursor blink. After a while of false starts and being mad at my lack of ideas I decided to be proactive.
I went to social media.
I put out a call for blog topic ideas and had my prayers answered. I will go with the first topic I was thrown and if any more pop up I will try to blend them in. Let’s do this shall we?
Did you guys know that the Avengers movie has nearly tripled the sales for shawarma shops? That’s awesome! Tony Stark could have uttered any other place. He could have regurgitated an ad. “Maybe we can go the Burger King and get some of their famous flame broiled burgers!” But no. He named shawarma.
Tony Stark is all about combating war criminals, promoting green energy, and making the American people swarm to shawarma.
MEANWHILE SOMEONE STOLE HARRISON FORD’S FAMILY AND HE. IS. PIIIIISSSSSED.
I would also like to share with you the perfect recipe.
1 giant jar of Peanut butter
1 smaller jar of jelly, optional and of contrasting flavor to the poptart
1 container of sprinkles
Slather the unfrosted sides of the poptarts with generous amounts of peanut butter. On one poptart put a thin layer of jelly. On the other poptart use all the sprinkles. Smush the peanut buttered sides together. Consume.
What is the lesson of this whole post? My friends cannot be trusted to give me ideas. Or maybe just not in the middle of the night. The witching hour seems to turn my friends into crazy people…. Correction: crazier people. Or maybe I am just not talented enough to string all these random things together. I am inclined to believe both are likely.
After much struggle and fretting I finally got a small blog, blurb put up on a local site. HERE. Feel free to like the crap out of it. I want to do more of those because it is going to help me learn to write with a different voice. You’ll notice I didn’t swear once, punctuate like this !!!! or CAPSLOCKCRUISECONTROL. That’s only for you guys. Don’t you feel shiny and special? I know I would!
Thank you for everyone who made it this far. You are brave soldiers and I appreciate you.